Hey everyone, it’s me Wes the weeabo as they call me, I used to offended by that term but now I wear it like a badge of honour I own that shit you know, cause you know there’s nothing wrong with being a weeabo cause everyone has their thing that interests them.

And you do you ya know it’s a perfectly normal hobby and interest to have. I’m just not a fan of the assumptions that people make about me, like they think my fingers are always encrusted with Cheetos dust and that I have bad body odour, which is true but that’s beside the point.

People are judging me before they even know me, and that’s not fair.
At least tell me your favourite bleach character and we’ll go from there.

And Cheetos are a perfectly normal snack, sure your fingers get all dirty and they covered in that cheese dust, but that’s sacrifice you make for that amazing explosive cheese flavour, I mean it’s fucking good okay. And I am aware of my body odour guys, it’s called a medical condition and I am trying to get treatment for it, so just relax okay I know I stink.

And what’s more is they assume I own a dakimakura which for the uncultured people is a Japanese body pillow and you can get all these neat pillows cases for it that look like your favourite anime waifus.

And there’s nothing wrong with owning a dakimakura guys, it’s an orthopaedic pillow and sleep aid it helps me sleep at night, and it’s supportive.
Plus they look great against the backdrop of anime and manga that I have in my room so.

If you think I’m bad you should meet my friend Mike, no joke I went to his apartment the other day, I saw entire walls covered in anime, manga, and figurines so many waifus. It made me jealous, he had all the genshin impact girls, all the girls from bleach and one piece.
It was like walking into an anime museum I thought I died and went to anime heaven.
And then he shows me his almost entire collection of doujins, some of which I’ve never even heard of and I’m quite scholar when it comes to manga.

But then curiosity got the better of me, and I opened this locked draw that was in his bedroom and lo and behold more anime waifu figurines but these were different and not in a good way, they were covered in Cheetos dust and dare I say another sticky substance that I’d rather not talk about.

Man I witnessed some fucked up shit in there and I’ve seen my fair share of tentacle hentai to last a life time. But this shit was next level. I mean I’m not going to judge him for using his anime figurines for that purpose but at least fucking clean them afterwards. This is fucking disgusting.

So I quickly left, but he did lend me some cool doujins, but alas the pages were stuck together, this guy has no shame I thought.

Speaking of people with no shame, if you thought us weeaboos were intense, then you should take a look at the damn furry community these guys are into some crazy shit like dressing up in blue wolf fursuits, which are damn expensive if you ask me, and you thought us weeaboos waste money these guys take the cake for that.

They even make up their own animal personas which they call fursonas. But what pisses me off is that they ruined one of my favourite animes growing up which is pokemon I mean come on guys there is enough pokegirls that you don’t need to go after the pokemon themselves.

You got nurse joy, officer jenny, Nessa, Cynthia, Hilda, and they keep adding new babes with each new game, so there is an entire harem of pokegirls, so why the hell do you furries feel the need to sexualize the pokemon they’re fucking animals that shits bestiality.

And I know what you are going to say ah but Wes some of the pokemon are humanoid so it’s okay. Really guys? Like gardevoir? Like come on guys, and what’s up with this fucking vaporeon obsession all of a sudden. I just don’t get it. What’s next guys? Are you going to go after all the eveelutions, it wouldn’t surprise me if you guys already have.

And what’s even more messed up is the five nights at freddies yiff that people feel the need to make for some twisted reason, that shit is on a whole another level, I don’t even know what else to say about it. It’s so freaking bizarre.

And back to the whole fursuit thing, I don’t know how you can wear those, I sweat when I eat, and that’s bad enough. If I was in one of those I’d be sweating bullets, and I’d probably pass out. I don’t know how you guys to do it, wearing that hot sweaty suit all day. You guys are on another level.

But I will say one thing there are some fucking talented artists within the furry community, it’s a shame that you waste your talent on drawing vaporean hentai and shit. You know it saddens me to see such talent to go waste, when it could be spent drawing pokegirls and normal anime girls in general.

And I don’t why people still hate on anime its fucking perfect, its awesome, there’s something for everyone, you got shonen, shojo, isekai, you got splice of life, comedy, romance, mystery, adventure, historical, and you got ecchi and harem, which are two of my favourite genres of course. I consider myself a man of culture.

Plus the women in anime are fucking hot and perfect, you know if women if real life were like the women in anime there wouldn’t be so many problems in the world you know? People could learn a lot of anime.

And you might say ah but Wes Japan has such a xenophobic culture, I mean yeah but they don’t have a lot of the problems that we do here in the west so, they have a pretty based culture which is cool.

But I’m not just into anime I also play my fair share of video games. One in particular I grew up which is spyro the dragon. I must say I’m no furry, but Elora’s redesign in the spyro reignited trilogy, really awoke something in me, I mean she’s just so fucking cute in her little green leaf dress, she’s got me fauning over her ha get it.

And before you say ah Wes wanting to smash Elora does make you a furry. Just hold up a minute guys she is a faun which is a mythical creature, a half human half goat in this case, which makes her a halfsie, which is totally fine guys. I mean ancient Greeks probably would have fucked fauns back in their day so me wanting to Elora is totally understandable and fine. I rest my case.

But what isn’t okay is you guys wanting to bang Anhka from animal crossing, I know I’ve seen the meme but it still doesn’t justify it, you’re a furry if you desire Anhka cause she legit is just a cat. She’s not even a cat girl mind you just a cat.

If she was a cat girl, then it would be fine, more than fine even cause who doesn’t like cat girls I mean come on, they just are so cute.

They offer the best of both worlds cause you have a pet and a girlfriend in one, you got the appearance of a woman but the playfulness and stamina of an animal. They are submissive and breedable need I say more. That’s the cast for cat girls.

But anyway back to Elora, they should make dakimakura covers of her, cause that would be hot, cause you know she’s the goat, ha get it. And you might say ah Wes she is a faun you dork, didn’t you play the game. And I know I was just making a joke guys relax.

But anyway that’s all I got to say guys, keep watching anime and peace out.